The office from which this site comes to you from has space in a building that also houses a Jewish preschool. Recently, the kids drew pictures of what they were dressing up as for Purim. So there were drawings of cowboys, Indians, pirates, and princesses and all the other things little kids like to pretend they are, with labels written by the teacher. Included amongst this was one completely blank picture that was simply labeled “I’m a ninja!”. Aside from being probably the best thing a 4 year old has ever done, it’s also one of the most accurate representations of a ninja ever conceived.
Pictured: A ninja.
Anyway, Shinobi III is kind of like the exact opposite of that picture.