Brad: Finally, a game that fulfills your fantasies about 2 Japanese schoolgirls. No, I mean the other one where they fly around and shoot things… What? Why are you looking at me like that?
…and it makes filling out job applications take FOREVER.
Stryker: Technically, Crappy Shooter would have been a more accurate title. But I suppose that wouldn’t have been as marketable. Then again, if you’re going to lie, why not call the game Awesome Kickass Adventure That Has Nothing to Do With Flying Teenage Girls? I might have wanted to play that game.