Doom Troopers

Brad: There’s just not a lot to say about Doom Troopers. It’s an ugly, insipid, poorly designed Contra rip-off with terrible graphics and enemies whose heads pop off for no apparent reason when you shoot them. It’s is the kind of thing people who hate video games automatically assume all games are like.

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Stryker: Or the kind of game you would expect to see Bart playing at the Kwik-E Mart on the Simpsons. Really though, if all games actually were like this, they couldn’t possibly be the menace to society that parent’s groups make them out to be because nobody would ever play them. This game is so “meh” I get bored just thinking about it.

Mr: Do!: Jesus Christ, it looks like the fucking Genesis threw up on my TV.

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