Crystal's Pony Tale

Crystal’s Pony Tale is a game about a pony who is trying to rescue all her pony friends in time for her birthday party.  Words really can’t quantify just how incredibly girly this game is, so I decided to show you a bunch of picture just to get the point across.  And on the off-chance that you’re wondering, no, this game isn’t much fun.

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This is the opening screen to Crystal’s Pony Tale.  It’s really just one shirtless Fabio away from being the cover of a trashy novel.

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Crystal has to get rid of all her horseshoes before going through the metal detector.

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Knowing that this could be a dangerous mission, I colored Crystal for maximum terror.

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The game forces you to sit through this insipid  puppet show in order to complete the stage.  Because it hates you.

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I love you too, crazy psychedelic horse!

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That jack-o-lantern will totally eat your soul.

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Boat ownership seems like an odd desire for a bird, but hey, everyone’s gotta have a dream.

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Just when you think this game can’t get any cuter, it hits you with wind chimes and tiny little squirrels.

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