Brad: I do like that in the profile for each character, it tells you which branch of the Eightfold Path each character most closely follows. You know, because a halfhearted acknowledgment of Buddhist teachings is exactly what I look for in a fighting game about animals that can do karate. I chose the character dedicated to “Right Speech”, which only seems appropriate for a guy who spends his free time saying hateful things about old video games.
Stryker: Maybe it was because I was fighting against a cheetah, but I don’t think I’ve ever got my ass handed to me this quickly in a fighting game. But let’s stop pretending we even need to take this game seriously. One look at “Foxy Roxy” tells you all you need to know – this is porn for furries disguised as a game.