Bonus: Try to guess which two Mr. Do! wrote.
Awesome Possum – Protip: When trying to come up with the perfect animal mascot for your game, try to base your decisions on stricter criteria than “What almost rhymes with awesome?”
Buck Rogers: Countdown to Doomsday – Way to go after that lucrative Buck Rogers fanbase, EA.
Jordan vs. Bird – Finally, a game that lets you re-create a McDonald’s commercial.
No Escape – There have been a lot of games based on bad movies, but this is the first time I had ever completely forgotten the movie even existed until I saw the title screen.
Robocop vs. Terminator – vs. gameplay. Gameplay fucking lost.
Summer Challenge – Proves you don’t need an official Olympics license to make a terrible track and field game.
Target Earth – Target: Bargin Bin
Turrican – Sorry, but once you’ve had Mega Turrican, you can never go back.
WWF WrestleMania: The Arcade Game – A marriage made in hell: This is Acclaim at pretty much its lowest point making a WWF game right around the time that organization was approaching its own nadir. Or, to put it another way, this is a really bad version of Mortal Kombat starring Doink and Lex Luger.
We’re Back: A Dinosaur Story – The real danger of bringing back the dinosaurs isn’t that they would get loose and eat people, its that they might get toegther and make a really crappy Genesis game.